World First or Second or Something!
Amazingly, we have managed to put Microsoft Debug 8.9 up for download at this site without Microsoft catching us (don't tell them). This is the full version of the Professional Edition which enables you to create your own internets! Amazing! Spectacular! Wow! Cool!

Download Microsoft Debug 8.9 Professional Edition (35kb)

What are Internets and what can they do for me?
The Internets are collections of web-sites, downloads and CPU megabytes, which amalgamate to ensure the probability of an unresumed Internet download is kept to a minimum. Though, this is highly unlikely due to conflicts with Microsoft SQL Server for Windows NT and the IBM version of Auto-Debug.
Is there a limit to the amount of Internets that can be downloaded per day?
The main concern of many server debuggers is the probability of their server not allowing more than five Internets to be downloaded per day. This is the acceptable minimum because with many high-speed optimisations now a reality thanks to Microsoft Debug 8.9, there is no risk of a proxy server crash resulting.
Is it possible to "surf" the Internet without downloading Internets?
Actually, this is possible, but the probability of a proxy server conflict with Microsoft SQL Server is so high, that it is more trouble than it's worth. Though, inexperienced computer users may use this as an alternative to actually debugging their software protocols.
Why does anyone need the Internet when they can just debug the Internets available for download from numerous FTP servers?
Well, the truth is that many people have no idea what a debugger is and to explain to them would increase the risk of someone destroying the very basis of the system. If an uninformed user is giving unrestrained access to the system, then the possibility of downloading too many Internets is greatly increased.
What level do my Internets need to reach before "evolving" (upgrading)?
It really depends on the usage of your Internets. A casual downloader of Internets may find themselves bogged down by server conflicts due to an invalid protocol being used. This will result in a premature upgrade.

Note:- This has been fixed in IBM Auto-Debug 3.9, though it is not compatible with certain proxy servers.
I've networked my CPU megabytes but I still can't download Internets. What should I do?
The best thing to do is check your cable connections on your seventh modem port. This is the major problem that many new users face. Hopefully, the next version of Microsoft SQL Server will solve this problem or at least explain what's going wrong.
Is it possible to distribute Internets by floppy disk?
Yes, but beware, some Internets contain web-sites. These are a nuisance because they are not compatible with Microsoft Debug 8.9 and should be removed promptly before any damage to your Internets occur.
Helpful Advice -
Be sure to debug your Internets regularly with a recent debugger such as Microsoft Debug 8.9 to ensure many optimisations.
Also, half the fun of Internets is downloading them. The other half is debugging them.

To all downloaders of Internets -
                                                        HAVE FUN!!!
Microsoft Debug 8.9 is Copyright 1995 Microsoft Corp. Pty Ltd.
All material taken from the Internets-Connect Technical Manual.